V(r)ogue

Viviamo con la consapevolezza che 5€ per Vogue siano i meglio spesi. Carrie a volte non mangiava per comprare riviste di moda dove osservare le modelle. I fashion mags ci portano in casa capi di sartoria che non potremmo mai permetterci, un colpo di forbice ed una fototessera e in un qualche modo possiamo indossare, bene o male, un YSL. Ma avete mai notato le parole? Ogni tanto ci sono, sono inutili a volte, quello che conta è osservare le immagini, come bambini all'asilo. Ecco una lista delle parole più presenti nelle riviste di moda. Ecco una lista dei loro veri significati.

- L’enfant terrible (slut girl)
- Eco-chic (feeling guilty about killing animals)
- Boho chic (dressing up like E.T.)
- The next Kate Moss (snow not only on the ground)
- Vintage (old cast-off clothes are so fresh&clean)
- The new black ( generally it’s still black)
- Très chic (beret, black&white, pois)
- Cool (at least for the next 2 weeks)
- Intelligent prices. (run girl, you can finally afford something)
- Country chic (this close to Amish-ville)
- Vip (tacky)
- Modern (from the 80/90s)
- Avant-garde (from the 60/80/90s)
- Retro (you need the body for this)
- Working girl (wax free)
- Preppy (you won’t be never as good as Blair, so forget it)
- Hit (dress up like everyone else)
- Must (dress up like everyone else)
- “In” (dress up like everyone else)
- (…) & the city (Carrie Bradshaw wannabes)
- Safari (really?)
- It girl (copy her, fast!)
- The new Audrey Hepburn (yeah, you wish)
- Femme fatale (slut mom)
- Rockabilly (fake tatooes, rock attitude but calm down you can keep listening to Taylor Swift)
- Muse (really rare)
- Deluxe (too expensive)
- Flower party ( “Florals? Fro Spring? Ground breaking.”)
- Sport chic (you can wear Chanel to gym, but you’re gonna sweat no matter what)
- Minimal (easy guide for fashion jerks)
- Pin-up (being fat)
- Made in (…) (usually Italy)
- Techno fashion (I sincerly don’t know what Techno Fashion is)
- Fabulous at every age (you’re too old for nipple covers)
- Perfect match (copy and get out of that door)
- Key pieces (Birkin)
- Basics (white tshirts? wow)
- Risky business (don’t even try that in your mind)
- Deluxe (old ladies with lots of money)
- Most wanted (you can’t afford it anyway)
- Mix & Match (you have to be really good at this)
- The next Marilyn Monroe (yeah, you wish)
- Work the (+ a trend) (you need the physic du role)
- Material girl ( a simple way to abhor diamonds for breakfast)
- Icon (copying)
- Curvy (fat can be cool too)
- The next Brigitte Bardot (yeah, you wish)
- Militar (no, just no)
- Pop (being 16 for-evvah)
- A star is born ( MaryKate Olsen)
- From Paris/Russia with love (fur)
- Smart shopping (cheap)
- Comeback (Fashion is the major comeback of all times)
è un post inutile, ma mi sembrava carino.
Strike a pose, dear. You are on Vogue while I'm drunk, drunk at Vogue!

XOXO
E.